This Magical Genie Sandwich Will Get You a Raise/Date/Better Rate on Your Mortgage

This sandwich is certifiably insane.  Consider using it instead of a ring to propose to your significant other.

You will need:

+2 strips of good thick bacon, fried until crispy  +1 TB of the bacon drippings mixed with the juice of 1 lemon and 3 TB of mayonaise with salt and pepper to taste  + 1 beefsteak or heirloom tomato, sliced and dressed with a bit of lemon juice, salt and pepper  +1 croissant

Spread the bacon/lemon mayo on both halves of the croissant.  Lay on the tomato and bacon.  Get anything you want from any living person.